Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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