she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
