Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
