Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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