There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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