I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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