My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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