I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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