well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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