Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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