She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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