i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
