I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're my little dorito
he thought i was a dude.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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