get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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