Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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