I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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