Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
