I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
