Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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