oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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