I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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