It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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