You don't have asthma, your pregnant
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Randomize
