real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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