I didn't shave. On purpose
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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