I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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