He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
