it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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