let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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