I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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