No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Be still, my beating vagina.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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