you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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