do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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