Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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