So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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