did you get engaged???
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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