On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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