Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
