ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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