Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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