fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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