Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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