Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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