oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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