im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I believe in your delicious
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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