what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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