no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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