i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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