So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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