But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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