I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
do herpes really smell.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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