i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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