I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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